George Carlin on age.
(Absolutely Brilliant)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is..

10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.

And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!

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From: Sharanda goodman
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 3:56 AM
Subject: FW: The power of one sentence.

Something important for you to
consider.

From a nurse:

I'll never forget the look in my patients eyes when I
had to tell them they had to go home with the drains, new exercises and
no
breast.
I remember begging the Doctors to keep these women in
The
hospital longer, only to hear that they would, but their hands were
tied by the
insurance companies.
So there I sat with my patients, giving them the
instructions they needed to take care of themselves, knowing full well
they
didn't grasp half of what I was
saying, because the glazed, hopeless, frightened look spoke louder than
the
quiet 'Thank You they muttered.

A mastectomy is when a woman's breast is removed in order to
remove cancerous
breast cells/tissue.
If you know anyone who has had a Mastectomy, you may
know that there is a lot of discomfort and pain afterwards.
Insurance
companies are trying to make mastectomies an
outpatient
procedure.
Let's give women the
chance to recover properly in the hospital for 2 days after surgery.

It
takes 2 seconds to do this and is very important .. Please take the
time and do
it really quick!
Please send this to everyone in your address book.
If
there was ever a time when our voices and choices should be heard, this
is one
of those times.
If you're
receiving this, it's because I think
you will take t h e 30 seconds to go to vote on this issue and send it
on to
others.
You know who will do the same.

There's a bill called the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act which
will require Insurance Companies to cover a minimum 48-hour hospital
stay for
patients undergoing a mastectomy. It's about eliminating the
'drive-through mastectomy' where women are forced to go home just a
few
hours after surgery, against the wishes of their doctor, still groggy
from
anesthesia and sometimes with drainage tubes still attached.

Lifetime
Television has put this bill on their Web page with a petition drive to
show
your support. Last year over half the House signed on.

PLEASE!! Sign the
petition by clicking on the Web site below. You need not give more than
your
name and zip code number.

http://www.lifetimetv.com/breastcancer/petition/signpetition.php

This takes about 2 seconds. PLEASE PASS THIS ON to your friends and
family, and on behalf of all women, THANKS.

From: Tekelia C. Kelly [mailto:tekeliakelly@comcast.net]
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 3:45 AM
To: 'Marckita Russell'
Subject: RE: High Alert= Please Watch & Pray(SHOCKING video about Oprah's new religion and coming Spiritual c

From: Marckita Russell [mailto:kruss73@msn.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 8:59 PM
To: Ashley Marshall; Cherie Powers-Vaught; Christopher Wilkes; Cynthia Thompson; Dana Kinamore; Deborah Gunn; Deyondalan Kinamore; Dionna Hasan; Kimberly Asberry; LaTasha Swafford; Patrice Banks; Robbyne Womble; Takisha Haynie; Tekelia C. Kelly
Subject: FW: High Alert= Please Watch & Pray(SHOCKING video about Oprah's new religion and coming Spiritual c

Subject: Fwd: High Alert= Please Watch & Pray(SHOCKING video about Oprah's new religion and coming Spiritual contamination and Global Anti-Christ agenda:

Seeing is believing... This is SHOCKING!!! click webb site or video below to hear Oprah's explaination

to her TV Viewers of who she thinks God is. Please Be your Brothers keeper and help forward to others to watch and pray.

Who will forget her shocking response to one of her audience Bible position about

You should take the time to watch this video and learn what millions of people are being taught thru Oprah and this new religion which is really new age.

She is teaching that there are many ways to God, not just Jesus; you don't have to believe in Jesus.

1) We must pray for Oprah salvation and that the blood of Jesus Christ will cover the minds of all her listeners from subtle mind seduction, pollution and bondage!

2)That the annointing of Jesus Christ will destroy every yokes of bondages and strongholds of the mind.

3) That the Holy Spirit of God will remove the blinders, veils, spiritual cataracts from the eyes of unbelievers and the light of Jesus Christ will shine in their heart as they see and receive Jesus Christ as Thier Lord and Savior.

4) May God have Mercy and forgive her and those spreading anti Christ messages to our Children and loved ones, and may the uncondtional Love of Jesus Christ be extended to them all.

" For no one can lay any foundation other than the one we already have—Jesus Christ.(1Cor 3:11--NLT).

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